Monday 18 March 2019

The Rovering Of A Docks Boy

If you had a bike when I was a kid, the world was your oyster, well Cardiff Docks and the surrounding areas to start. It was our playground and safe because there was less traffic on the roads than today.

At the entrance to the Docks, there was a kind of police shed come office but I was never stopped going through the Dock gates I was more likely to be stopped by the roving paddy wagon the Docks copper it seemed didn’t like to walk. Anyway, there were a number of ways on to the Docks without the possibility of running the gauntlet of the police even if they were interested.

We would cycle over to the foreshore, watch the boats docking or leaving if the tides were right or just hangout because it should have been out of bounds for us scallywags. Sometimes you would leave with a pocket full of fruit a Dockers perk if a box was broken and as Docks boys a freebee for us surely.

Only if mum knew what I was up to she probably wouldn’t have bought me a bike in the first place. As I grew, we would venture further afield as a bike was freedom. I suppose the idea of a gang of grubby Docks boys and less grubby girls tearing over to Grangetown over Clarence Road Bridge could be scary but we were pussycats.

The Docks was our playground because we had nothing! No Cinema or Swimming Pool unless you called the river Taff our pool. Today in the new Cardiff Bay there is an abundance of local amenities and now the rest of Cardiff and the world travel to the Old Docks/New Cardiff Bay to be entertained. Who would have thought of that back in the early seventies our entertainment was watching the bulldozers reduce the area to dust.

Still a bike would not curb our adventurous ways be it spending most of the day with a walk over the ‘burning ground’ a former coal slag pile long covered with vegetation over the Docks. A wander over Grangetown and Ferry Road, and the waste ground around the Red House pub we were early seventies explorers before we left school and you had to search for a job. We would literally turn over every stone in search of enjoyment.

In the summer bus trips to Llandaff fields, the open-air swimming pool, and the long walk home following the river Taff because we spent our bus fare home on sweets or ice cream. We would make expeditions into town to the Empire Pool or my particular favourite, Guildford Crescent less posh than the Empire. Remember folding a towel then putting your swimming trunks in the middle and roll the towel then setting off for the pool.

Our local cinema was not that local being over Grangetown ‘The Ninian’ a quint cinema house full of fond memories of Saturday morning club and general films until its decline and closure.

The train was a popular means of transport like trips to Cefn Onn an open space and poor man’s Barry Island, Penarth not much to do or see unlike Barry Island with a fun fair and much more. The trains to the Island would nearly always be packed with Families coming down from the valleys for a day out at the seaside on a sunny summers day. If with caught the train at Grangetown Station with it being full there was a chance you could dodge the ticket collector saving on the cost of a return ticket.

Yes, we were a gang but we try to avoid trouble like the plague except before bonfire night the only reason to carry a knife was for a game of splits and that would be a tiny penknife. If you have a fight, it would be a bout of fisty cuffs maybe not the full Queensbury rules the odd kick could be involved.

Friday 15 March 2019

Must see TV - Week beginning Saturday 16 March 2019

Another shocking week for TV just a tad better than last week and I didn’t bother posting. These listed below are shows I am interested in watching while other new shows I am unlikely to watch. You can see from my choices I love reality shows, ordinary people outside their comfort zone like “Moms Makes Porn” but my favourite gene is people living off grid.

This upcoming week there are two new shows making their debuts neither of which I have seen before or heard of before. I am excited. I find it exhilarating in this world of technology people will take steps back living in the wilderness of Alaska.

Sunday – Discovery – Homestead Rescue 9pm (New Series)

Something new for a Sunday night and I am so excited. City slickers are schooled by the show’s hosts on their last chance to succeed off grid and survive off the land... among wildlife predators & natural disasters. We met amputee Jeff and wife Carol want a liveable home, water, and a place to grow food not a easy find in Alaska.

Elsewhere, we met the Raneys who build an entire cabin from scratch and harness a natural spring in their wish to live in the wilderness.

Monday – History – River Hunters 9pm (New Series)

US YouTube sensation Beau Ouimette, a river detectorist with over 30 years’ experience, pairs up with presenter and keen swimmer Rick Edwards, to search the UK's waterways in search of archaeological finds. I have seen some of his videos.

In the opening episode, the pair tackle the River Forth in the shadow of Stirling Castle. In the first archaeological river search of this spot, they set out on the hunt for relics of Scotland's greatest medieval warriors, William Wallace and Robert the Bruce, revealing secrets from the battle sites of their most famous victories against their hated English overlords.

Wednesday – Channel 4 – Mums Makes Porn 10pm (New Series)

Five mothers come together to research the realities of free online porn and the impact it is having on their children's generation. Shocked by what they see, they decide to make their own alternative porn film, (that should be interesting) addressing the issues that matter the most to them. Some of the mothers find the process harder than others, especially when they embark on visits to porn sets.

Wednesday – National Geographic – Lawless Island: Alaska 10pm (New Series)

I can’t get enough of these kind of shows living off grid something I may fantasise about but would never have the bottle to do anyway if the was a large supermarket and few miles away and a must would have to be … the internet.

Following a remarkable group of people who have left normal society behind and moved to remote Alaska. Now, with winter almost upon them, they must use the last days of good weather to hunt and stock the freezers.

Thursday – Comedy Central – Blockbusters 8pm (New Series)

A reboot that has been rebooted a few time and back again for another try. How, undaunted by the show’s zig-zag history, Dara O Briain steps up to ask the questions as 17-year-olds go two-versus-one to see who can quiz their way across a board of hexagons.

It’s clear that Comedy Central wants this to be a jokey affair, with Dara taunting the teenagers, “It doesn’t matter how many 20 pounds you win, your generation will never be able to afford a house” pretty much true.

Thursday 14 March 2019

The Police (the band) and me


I spent the morning revisiting the back catalogue of one of the greatest British bands ever, “The Police” and in particular the albums Outlandos D’Amour their debut album and Regatta De Blanc their second thanks to my Alexa. Both albums are among my favourites and they are impossible to split both having given me plenty of musical joy. I can picture myself lying on my bed blasting out both albums on my record player they were great times even if I was a mental nut job for most of 1979 due to a breakdown.

"Every Breath You Take" - Outlandos d'Amour

What else is left to say about this tune, which has to be as nearly perfect as any mustered since The Beatles' reign over the music world? Musically, Sting proves himself quite a master as well, always able to take advantage of both simple and complex compositional impulses without making the slightest misstep. Summers' wonderful, haunting guitar riff is just as important to the song's success as the lyrics, but the structure of the piece itself is a foundational lesson in pop song writing.

Released in 1978 it charted low at 42 but on its re-release in 1979 it charted at number two kept off the top spot by “I Don’t Like Mondays” The Boomtown Rats. One Nil to my brother.

“Roxanne” - Outlandos d'Amour

I think that "Every Breath You Take" was the best ever song however I loved, "Roxanne" from the fantastically named Outlandos d'Amour album. It's such a Police type of song. When you think of The Police, you think of "Roxanne” well I do anyway.

Such a wonderful song, full of soul in it, It was written from the point of view of a man who falls in love with a prostitute. It failed to chart in the top 10 incredibly reaching twelve in April 1979 on re-release

“So Lonely” - Outlandos d'Amour

The influence of reggae on the Police is pretty apparent to even casual fans, but few of the band's songs are as overtly connected to the genre as 'So Lonely,' which singer-bassist Sting admits was based on a Bob Marley classic -- with a little punk thrown in for good measure.

It sounded like he (Sting) was singing Sue Lawley who happened to be a well-known BBC newsreader and for some it will be forever “Sue Lawley”. It charted in the UK at number 6 the highest position the album finished.

"Message in a Bottle" - Regatta De Blanc

Another absolute classic from The Police here we have a song seemingly about a story of a castaway on an island, who sends out a message in a bottle in the search for love. A year later, he has yet to receive any sort of a response, and despairs, thinking he is destined to be alone. The next day he sees the beach covered in "a hundred billion bottles" finding out that there are more people like him out there.

I actually throw a bottle into the Bristol Channel off the Cardiff foreshore one sunny evening but never received a reply maybe it’s still looking for that island. However, something about 'Message in a Bottle' certainly struck a chord with fans, who helped make the tune the Police's first No. 1 hit in the UK.

"Walking on the Moon" - Regatta De Blanc

This was released as the follow-up single to "Message in a Bottle and was the bands second number one hit single. The video for the single was a massive hit and was shot at the Kennedy Space Centre.

It features the band members miming to the track amidst spacecraft displays, interspersed with NASA footage. Both Sting and Andy Summers strum guitars (not bass) in the video, and Stewart Copeland strikes his drumsticks on a Saturn V moon rocket. The track is one of the more heavily reggae-influenced songs, which Sting wrote in a drunken stupor after a concert in Munich 

"The Bed's Too Big Without You" - Regatta De Blanc

A very under rated song you never see it in a Police top ten but I, love it. The theme of the song are loneliness and the pain of the end of a relationship. The song is a classic example of the Police's ability to merge reggae with new wave music. The musicianship of the band is on top form from the 'brilliant' drumming and the guitar play couple with Sting's voice makes this record. I never get bored of listening to this track.

The lyrics were inspired by an incident in which Sting's first girlfriend, after being heartbroken upon their break-up, committed suicide.

Wednesday 13 March 2019

Blue Remembered Hills - Play for Today - TV show

On the radio this morning I heard someone mention the BBC’s ‘Play for Today’ which was aired in the seventies/early eighties. They were individual drama’s some of which were controversial when aired others like ‘Boys of the Black Stuff’ became a BBC series.

I had a memory of one in particular but for the life of me, I couldn’t remember its name. I did remember it was about a group of adults playing children one being Colin Welland he was my favourite character, which helped with a search.
The play was ‘Blue Remembered Hills’ (1979) produced and written by playwright Dennis Potter and if you ever come across it I would highly recommend a viewing. I remember at the time it deeply disturbed me.

It was set in wartime Britain in the Forest of Dean and is about a group of friends playing war games on a hot summer’s day. Inside a barn, two girls are playing house with a boy who is a bit of an outcast with the other boys who often taunt and tease him. When the girls decide to join the boys he remains by himself in the barn. The four boys take a break from playing war to show the girls the squirrel they killed with a lot of bluster then the sound of a nearby siren means one of the Italian POW had escaped from the local prison camp.

After winding each other up they return to the barn, thinking the POW might be in there, but it’s the loner, who is obsessively with starting a fires. The other kids, shut the barn door trapping him inside and when they hear him screaming they see the smoke, and it's too late open the door as he is engulfed in the flames. They all disappear into the long grass, bewildered, sobbing.

To give you an idea I am reminded of the movie ‘Lord of the Flies’ (1963) but played by children, not adults. Both show how quick things can go pear-shaped and fear take hold within a group leading to drastic happenings.


The adult actors (Colin Welland, Michael Elphick, Robin Ellis, Helen Mirren, Janine Duvitski, John Bird and Colin Jeavons - all brilliant). Blue Remembered Hills remains a flawless and with the back catalogue, the BBC should make more of them.

Although Play for to Day was not without controversies many were seen to have a left wing/socialist agenda. Two where controversially pulled from transmission before broadcast two that come to mind  are Brimstone and Treacle (1976) was not shown on TV for over 10 years due to concerns over the play's depiction of a disabled woman's rape possibly at the hands of the devil. The other was Scum (1977) that dealt life with in borstal a young offenders' institution now and the violence, racism, including gang rape and suicide with the prison officer’s lack of care. Both were later made into feature films before they were finally transmitted on terrestrial TV.

Monday 11 March 2019

American Gods – TV Review

It has been a long time coming but American Gods season 2 aired last night available to watch on Amazon Prime Video, which I don’t subscribe to but there are always ways to get around that with the right iffy stream site. Naughty Peter.

For those who may have not seen this or need a reminder here is a quick synopsis,
After learning his wife was killed in a car-crash, she dies while giving head to her husband’s best friend, ex-convict Shadow Moon finds himself in the employ of the elusive man known as 'Mr. Wednesday'. Unknown to Shadow, a war is brewing in America, between the Old Gods and the New Gods, and he's about to end up right in the middle of that chaos. 'Wednesday' is holding many secrets from Shadow even as the world around the ex-convict starts making less and less sense.
The first episode starts with Technical Boy and Mr. World driving at rapid speed to Eagle Rock in order to regroup. Mr. World goes into what looks like an old style bunker/war room, which is adorned with what resembles cold war technology. But before entering the complex, he orders Technical Boy to find Media because she is an essential part of their battle plans.

Elsewhere, Shadow Moon, Mr. Wednesday, Mad Sweeney, and Laura Moon are driving to Wisconsin for a meeting with the old gods. Wednesday has a sales pitch to make and he needs the help of Shadow Moon to make it. What none of them is counting on is the arrival of Bilquis who was not invited to the meeting.

This was a very strong opening episode with some fun moments, stunning visuals, and an awesome soundtrack.

I really loved the sequence involving the Merry Go Round and how that transitions into a journey into the mind of Mr. Wednesday where we see all the gods in their iconic forms.

We also get a fantastic closing few minutes where Mr. World manages to execute a sneak attack on the old Gods.

The war has very much begun.

Sunday 10 March 2019

Pie Review - Pie Porium Minced Beef And Onion Pie

It was National Pie Week last week, I was yet to find a pie to review, and then one fell into my hands.

I have been waiting for this pie for some time having spotted it was for sale. I have previously tried the Steak and Ale pie and it was good but I am not a fan of the mix. The worst pie I have tried to eat was a steak and Guinness pie and I still have nightmares about it. I am an old fashion pie eater, which is difficult in today’s market where you can get say a curry pie, I like a curry but not in a pie.

I was over the moon when I saw they made a good old-fashioned Minced Beef and Onion Pie it was just down to getting my hands on one. The pies are home made locally by Pie Porium and use the meat from Oriel Jones the butchers Cowbridge Rd East, Canton who will be soon opening a second shop in the Pontcanna area so I knew the meat was quality just the gravy was the unknown and that can make or kill a pie.

Often a minced beef pie can suffer from having a minced meat filling that doesn’t quite hit the spot but like I said, I knew where this mince was from and have had it before. Most pies tend to be fill with inferior meats, scrapes, and why I avoid mass produced pies as a rule.

I picked up my pie earlier from my butchers having pre ordered it via Twitter for collection and run into the pie maker himself and thankfully, he looks like a guy who likes a pie.

Took it out of the bag and it looked really impressive bigger than I thought and was sturdily built, I wasn’t complaining, and a plus it came without a pie tray, which I have a bit of a thing about, I hate them. I couldn’t wait to get it in the oven on a medium heat. I was willing to have it for breakfast but I wanted to take a few pictures of the said pie but had to put my phone on charge, so was forced to wait.
As I was expecting the meat was lovely and tender, flavoursome with plenty of minced beef leaving me wanting more and I believe I could have done the family size pie on my own. The pastry was crisp, flaky, and complimented the filling beautifully. But if failed my test as a pie you could eat in your hand, this pie anyway so for now I will class it as a plate pie. That’s me being really fussy.

The whole pie was balance well with the moist filling and the gravy makes this Minced Beef and Onion pie really stand out. There is no skimping on the filling of this pie it was full to the brim everyone likes to feel they are getting there monies worth, with this pie you do.

At a cost of £3.45, it is not cheap but I will always pay the extra for a well-made product and this pie was more than worth it. For £8.95, you can purchase a family size pie. I am now looking forward to the whole experience, pie, chips, and mushy peas.

Rate this Pie 10/10



The pies are available in the Canton, Cardiff area at Pettigrow Bakes and The Crafty Celler and soon at Oriel Jones. You can contact the pie maker via Twitter HERE and watch out for his special pies like is Breakfast Pie.



Friday 8 March 2019

Time To Burst Their Bubbles ... Cardiff Need A Win

I am football crazy, football mad and I hope we put the Hammers (West Ham) to the sword and burst their bloody bubbles. Come on Cardiff we need the points. Shit about saying we played well and lost! Time to play dirty and win. Remember last season when we had streams of managers complaining about our style of play … but we were winning and didn’t give a f**k, more of that please.

After West Ham, it doesn’t get any easier in the search for points with Chelsea next to visit the Cardiff City Stadium after another ruddy international break unwelcome by me. Remember before the FA Cup games we won two games, after that break we know what happened and after the Chelsea game then the daunting trip to Manchester City, points anyone.

On the 22 day-break Warnock said at today’s pre-West Ham press conference,
“The international lads who are going away will get a break. We’ve fixed a game up behind closed doors and we’ll be looking to have a full week’s training. It’s a game against another team in the Football League.”
A disaster for Cardiff City boss Neil Warnock and the team is the loss of defender Sol Bamba, out for the rest of the season after damaging knee ligaments against Wolves. Warnock confirmed, "Scans have shown that Sol has ruptured his ACL. He will have an operation and therefore miss the rest of the season."

There has been a bit of discord among the fans over the position of manager Warnock and his attitude, team selection just a glance of social media would show that. It’s like in the film 1941 in the dance scene were the difference services Navy, Army, Marines and Airforce divide up before a free-for-all punch up we are at the dividing point at the moment each group are backing into their corners.

Warnock puts it down to would be managers knowing better than him and even I could be targeted with that accusation on seeing the line-up for the Wolves game I posted a simple message on social media, “Interesting”.

Personally, it’s too late to consider a change in manager I believe Warnock will resign at the end of the season and maybe move upstairs. My little pet problem with Warnock is his inability to say it like it is … He is reported as saying the West Ham game is not a must-win-game and it annoys me. Every game is a must-win.

Back in December, we were comprehensively beaten at the London Stadium 3-1 with Cardiff scoring a late goal way into added on time. Team news beside Bamba there are only a few niggles for Warnock to worry about. Bruno Ecuele Manga is expected to start in his place, with Harry Arter and Josh Murphy both hoping to win recalls.

Games at matter to the survival of Cardiff City in the Premiership.
Sat … Crystal Palace v Brighton
Sat … Huddersfield v Bournemouth
Sat … Leicester v Fulham
Sat … Southampton v Tottenham Hotspur
Sun … Liverpool v Burnley
A perfect weekend would be for everyone in the bottom six to lose excluding Cardiff who need a win or at least match Southampton with only nine games left of the season. Its “prediction” joke time from the world of punditry everyone has Cardiff marked up for another defeat, gosh there is a surprise.

Thursday 7 March 2019

The Porn Padallers (Cycle Club)

This story gave me fits of giggles after reading it and like many Twitter users I slam the decision of British Cycling to ban one of its affiliate, I call it a “narrow-minded decision” and wrong.

It is one of those stories you check the date to make sure it’s not April 1 (April Fools) but no it is for real. The club (Porn Pedallers Cycling Club) is comprised of people working in the adult film industry whose goal is to raise money for an HIV charity called the Terrance Higgins Trust and other charities and because of their name and sponsor were banned.

Porn Pedallers received notice from British Cycling earlier this week saying its membership had been revoked, name is said to contravene rules that prevent any “pornographic products or any other products that might damage the image of the UCI [world cycling’s governing body] or the sport of cycling in general”. The British channel “Television X” are also sponsors of the Porn Pedallers.

One of the most high ranking club members is Rebecca More – star of films such as ‘Mom is Horny’ and ‘Hard BreXXXit’ who can be seen meeting Tour De France winner Geraint Thomas (See Photo).


The club has received an outcry of support on social media. It is funny they are banned when Sky were welcomed into the cycling world sponsoring a team? While there are numerous porn channels on Sky, (so I am told). I can’t see any difference between Sky and Television X available tonight on channel 970, for a price.

Please Do Not Ask For Credit

Back when I was a kid, you would see this sign behind every counter of your corner shops. The reason for this post my local shop as recently put a sign like it up in there shop. The previous owner of the shop would allow you a small tab/credit but those days have gone it would seem.

Has a kid growing up in the seventies it was very much part of our weekly shop running up what we called a tab at the local shop. Where I lived in the Docks area we had two local shops, Saddlers were we didn’t have a credit arrangement. I am not sure if they allowed credit but I do remember one time coming up short with some cash and instead of saying, “pay me later”, I was made to run straight home to return with the right money.

Dad worked hard but some times the money didn't stretch to a week making for the need for a bit of credit I suppose todays equivalent would be a trip to the food bank.

Marion’s the other shop was our main shop and personally my favourite – it sold comics, sweets and sausage rolls three things I found I needed growing up. Mum had a credit arrangement at Marion’s and with dad paid on a Friday, Thursday was the main day for mum to use it. Mum would write out a list, I would leg it to the shop hand over the list and be asked “was this on the book” yes I would say, and on Friday, it would be paid off.

Years later after marriage and a move we found a helpful shop not just one but two and they were next door to one another who offered credit to trusted customers, which we became and like back in mums days could run up some credit. It was handy for times money was tight and one of the shops would not allow credit on cigarettes nor booze neither were a priority in our household anyway.

Wednesday 6 March 2019

A Wednesday Afternoon TV Schedule - March 1975

We are spoiled for TV these days, so many channels and so much to watch and even if you cannot find something, there are DVDs and the likes of Netflix to extend your search. Today after watching the News at 1pm, I caught up with the new Simpsons that I saved thanks to new technology before ending my afternoon watching “Funeral in Berlin” on Film4.

A full afternoon but what was it like back in the day when I was a teenager from memory not up to much so time to do some research with the internet to find out what an average Wednesday was like. I decided to look into 1975; I just turned 15 my birthday was on the Saturday before and with only three channels to watch.

I have to say the BBC offering at the time was dire basing the look form around 1pm they offered a five minutes of news and at 1pm the news magazine show Pebble Mill comprised celebrity chat, music, cookery, previews of up-and-coming programmes, film reviews), and travel reports. Mum loved it and if I were off school, she would sit there, Woodbine in hand transfixed. Followed at 1:45pm by something for youngsters, Bagpuss or Fingerbobs before Closedown at 2pm for 2 hours. BBC 2 was a no go but for around an hour in the morning it was Closedown until 6pm.

Sometimes the BBC would show For Schools, Colleges at teaching aid boring really.

ITV commercial channel offered more kicking off with First Report (News) at 1pm and at the end a 5 minutes a roundup of local news. On the half hour, there was Crown Court. At 2pm, another favourite of my mum’s Houseparty where a group of woman sit around chatting with lashings of tea and coffee about knitting patterns, news about their daughter’s wedding or mothers in hospital, making me irate for a half an hour. 

Next up was a drama series called Rooms telling stories of the tenants living in a Victorian house converted into bed-sits. At 3pm in was time for The Persuaders, which was having a run at this time, which could change. I can remember Sam and Hadleigh both favourites in this time schedule. Persuaders was an action/adventure/comedy series starring Tony Curtis and Roger Moore and entertaining and a bevy of pretty woman for this growing teenager to ogle.

Tuesday 5 March 2019

Fleabag - TV Review

It has been a long wait for Fleabag to return to our screen and it was worth the wait. I caught the first series online on BBC 3 via the iPlayer before it got a release on the main BBC channels it was an immense success.

The show writer and stars, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, after the series aired in 2016 the show received a Bafta for her performance as the titular character. Away from Fleabag she as writing and producing the equally brilliant Killing Eve for the BBC.

Finally we can catch-up with Fleabag and find out if she’s as angry and cynical as ever.

The new six-part series is set a year on and opens with an incredibly awkward dinner party. On the one side of Fleabag, there’s her softly-spoken father (Bill Paterson) and his gloriously passive aggressive partner, played by the newly-anointed Oscar winner Olivia Colman.

On the other, there’s her sister (Sian Clifford) who she hasn’t spoken to since the disastrous ‘Sex-hibition’ at the end of series one, and her weasel-like husband (Brett Gelman).There were enough jokes about paedophiles, miscarriages, alcoholics, lewd sex acts and Catholic priests in Fleabag’s second series opener to keep Ofcom phone lines red hot.

And beside her is a Catholic priest, played by Andrew Scott, who Fleabag can’t sum up and therefore dismissively cast aside as she’s accustomed to doing. He loves to drink and smoke and takes a laissez-faire approach to the chaos that ensues during the evening. There will probably shagging by the next episode.

Monday 4 March 2019

Ice Cold In Alex (1958) - Film Review - British Classic

My luck was in this afternoon as one of my favourite films was giving a showing on TCM, “Ice Cold in Alex”. This is a masterly example of how to make a film. The plot is simple, how to get an ambulance from behind enemy lines to safety, but it's given such force and power by the characters thrown together.

Army ambulance Captain Anson is ordered out of Tobruk just before it is besieged in 1942 with Sergeant Pugh, the squadron's senior mechanic. Anson is fatigued by battle, recently escaped from the Germans and spent two days walking across the desert and now dependent on drink, and charged with getting two nurses out of Tobruk before the siege they are unwelcome passengers putting more pressure on him.

When the final bridge goes up in smoke they are trapped but Anson, plans to drop the nurses back in Tobruk and have a bash at crossing the minefield and across the desert to get back to British lines. The senior nurse chooses they should tag along with Anson as the other nurse was to mentally fragile for a siege. Later at a fuel dump, they encounter Van der Pol, an ebullient Afrikaner South African Officer who wants out of Tobruk and asks to accompany them. Anson tells him no until he flashes a rucksack of gin and he is quickly welcomed to the journey.

Having crossed the mined field, they run into a German patrol and in the process of trying to get away, one of the nurse is shot and later dies. Captured their new South African friend manages to talk them into letting them go. Once maybe ok but twice there must be something fishy going on. Anson and the others were now beginning to realise there was something not right with their South African friend.

There’s nothing about the journey that is straightforward and Anson must deal with the desert, enemy forces, his own alcoholism, and after the death of the nurse Anson is forced to confront his drink problem. He vows his next drink won't be until they reach 'Alex' and it will be a cold beer, giving the film its title.

As the journey progresses the identity of the agent becomes obvious, but in parallel the others find themselves becoming drawn to him because of his bravery and integrity. The setbacks and hazards in the desert asks tough questions of them all, but none more difficult than how to remain loyal both to their country and to an enemy soldier to whom they each owe their lives.

A number of quality scenes stand out in the picture, be it involving quicksand or trying to get "Katy" the ambulance over a hill, the tension mounts and the film never wants for effective drama. While the finale crowns the picture in a wave of humanistic collectedness as all five have their ‘cold drink in a bar in Alex before handing over there German spy claiming he was a captured soldier saving him a death penalty as a spy.


John Mills as Anson and Anthony Quayle as Van der Pol head an excellent and well-directed cast. Sylvia Simms a Sunday Crush that I fell in love with in this film and Harry Andrews in support were also excellent, without taking the limelight and although the script occasionally dips below standard, nothing can really detract from one of the finest wartime stories ever told.

My Rating

Sunday 3 March 2019

The Welsh Cup Moves on to the Semi-Final

After the disappointment of another Cardiff defeat, it was Welsh Cup Quarter Finals with my route to the final in the arms of Barry United. The Welsh Premier league club face the lowest team left in the competition Cambrian & Clydach who play in the Welsh League Division 1 and are pushing hard in their league.

The game was live on Sgoroi on S4C and the weather was foul at Barry’s Jenner Park, but I was sitting at home watching the game on my laptop nice and warm. It was a good game I was impressed with the visitors.

Barry soon took the lead within 10 minutes of kick-off and I thought here we go thinking of the rout of Llandudno 8-1 by The New Saints earlier in the day. But it was not to be with the visitors fighting back to go in at half time with a 2-1 lead, was there a possibility of a giant killing. I know I was riding on the coat tails of Barry but I found myself wishing for another shock win by Cambrian & Clydach over the Welsh Premier League club after beating them on their run to the Nathaniel MG Cup final.

Barry level the score in the 65 minute, took the lead 10 minutes later and the 3-2 scoring line would stand to the final whistle. Kayne McLaggon's was the hat-trick hero of the game and are in the hat for the draw tomorrow along with Cardiff Met, New Saints, and Connah's Quay.

I bang on about a Cardiff based team reaching the final and there is still a chance with Cardiff Met in the semi-final draw after overcoming Bala Town 1-0 in extra time. It’s been a while since the Welsh Cup has come home to Cardiff could this be the year.

Route to the Welsh Cup final (Bold my Team)

Quarter Final – Barry Town United 3–2 Cambrian & Clydach
Fourth, Round – Barry Town United 3-2 Cefn Druids
Third Round - Ynysddu Welfare 1-3 Cefn Druids
Second Round – Monmouth Town 1-3 Ynysddu Welfare
First Round – Undy Athletic 3-4 Monmouth Town
Second Round Qualifying - Monmouth Town 4-2 Wattsville
First Round Qualifying - Treharris Western Athletic 8-1 Aberystwyth Exiles