Thursday 1 May 2014

Porn for Trees

Classy
A story I came across today in the press gave me a chuckle. The article was regarding Pornhub, for those who don’t know what it is; it’s a pornography internet-streaming site.

In America, ‘Arbor Day’ is a national holiday that I have never heard of before. After some quick research, it showed it was a day that encourages people to plant and care for trees. The stunt from Pornhub, entitled “Pornhub Gives America Wood” is announcing that it will plant a new tree for every 100 videos viewed has been running since April 25th and has produced more than 13,000 trees. 13,000!

It only seems fair Pornhub have come up with this initiative seeing has the site is responsible for the decimation of a great number of trees with the amount of tissue paper used by their clientele.

In a statement they said, "This Arbor Day Pornhub will do what it does best and give America some serious wood by donating 1 tree for ever 100 videos viewed in our Big Dick category. The more videos that are viewed, the more trees we will plant!”

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