Doing a line of ....

Fancy a vodka

You come across some crazy news stories when you frequent the internet as much as I do which I am quite happy to blog. The latest gave me a bit of a chuckle and I can’t see me doing a line.

No, I am not talking about doing a line of coke or even drinking a tin, as I dislike both but a line of vodka or rum, which I may give a go if, I get a chance. Palcohol, a US-based company are hoping to launch their new powdered alcohol range later this year, featuring both vodka and rum varieties.

Some idiots think it is hilarious to pour vodka in their eye in the belief it gets in to their bloodstream quicker, a myth. Now you could soon be doing a line of vodka and snorting it, who could tell if you were doing a line of coke or not. If they were to colour it I am sure the local drug dealer will mix in some food colouring to match it.

While their website suggests that users dilute the powders in water and flavoured mixers, comments already on the internet suggest that 95 per cent of users will insist on trying to snort it, or rub it in their gums. It is obvious that the product will be snorted and students will be setting records for the longest line consumed.

The company states it will be available worldwide so it’s pretty likely to see it on this side of the Atlantic.