A sponsorship to far?



Picture: From Twitter

Rutherford Raiders football team and associated with University of Kent have hit the headlines over their new sponsor.

Pornhub are the sponsors and those who have knowledge of the company can see why the university have deemed the football shirt 'totally unacceptable'. The clue is in the name ‘Porn’ with the company being one of the biggest suppliers of online porn in the world.

‘The University of Kent sports department would never sanction sponsorship of this type – it is totally inappropriate,’ said spokesman Martin Herrema.

‘The team has been spoken with and will not be allowed to wear the shirts in question at any time.

‘We take this issue very seriously and inter-college sports teams, which are the responsibility of Kent Sport, must present any potential sponsorship and/or logos for approval.’

After the bosses at Pornhub saw a mock-up of the shirt, they stepped in offering to sponsor them for real. Unsurprisingly the team take a slightly different view to the university.

‘We are struggling to see why they are having a problem,’ said one of the players. ‘The university cricket team are sponsored by Kingfisher, which is also an age-restricted product.

‘In my opinion the decision is made by people in Kent Sport that are out of touch with what’s socially acceptable.

‘It’s hard for football teams to find a sponsor. Both Kent Sport and Rutherford refused to give us any money.

‘Clearly Pornhub did because there’s was an opportunity to create a bit of attention.

‘I personally haven’t come across anyone yet that has found it anything other than funny.’

It brings into question the whole business of sports sponsorship. In my sport of football, there are some dubious sponsors linked to teams, Wonga (Newcastle United), Cash Converters (Hull City) and there are a myriad of betting firms with their logos brazened across club shirts. Maybe Ann Summers could step in and sponsor the cash strapped team.

Pornhub recently place a large advisement up on Times Square, New York but was soon forced to take it down after a number of complains.

Looks like a penis?

Tesco made a bit of a balls-up with the packaging for their Tesco Buttermilk product much to the merriment of social media outlets.

Has you can see from the picture the packaging it looks surprisingly like a ‘penis’ and only available in Tesco Ireland. With Tesco and other supermarkets spending vast sums of money on designers and focus groups it is surprising that no one said ‘Wait a minute that don’t half look like a big penis’.

Having no interest in penises myself I don’t think I would have spotted it but now looking at it I can.

I can't take it

I see in one of the Sunday papers so called X Factor sensation Andrea Faustini plans to stay in the country once he wins the Factor.

By all accounts he has won (according to the paper interview) based on the reception he has received by just being on the programme. You may be wondering why I am wasting my time on a TV show I despise more than any other programme on the TV in the UK. Because do we need another X Factor Z-lister to add to the many the show already produces from the so call home grown talent ‘can’t believe I just said talent’.

I am proud to say I have never watched it and so proud I would be willing to shout it from the rooftops. My extensive knowledge of the show can be put down to shows like Good Morning Britain and the reams of news in the junk press. Has I see it, it is just a cash cow for Simon Cowell who as is fingers in just about everything. It wouldn’t be the X-Factor without the sob stories of the contestants, I mean, if they haven’t had a relative die recently or a terminal illness in their past then heaven forbid should they win! If is not some family tragedy next best thing is a young life of bullying but don’t worry if it neither of those two something can be dug up for a tear or two.

Don’t even get me started about the Christmas number one attempt we now have to put up with every year. Each year I pray for a peoples champion to rise and do battle with the dark side of Christmas.

Not your normal drinking fountain

Sorry once again something sexual caught my eye and made me chuckle so I would like to share.

 

It is those crazy Japanese again coming up with another embarrassing gadget. This time they have come up with a sex doll centrepiece a drinking fountain but it is like no other, you squeeze the boob and your drink comes out.

 

It is now the must-have party accessories to have a life-like sex doll pouring alcohol from a woman’s breast. Unsurprisingly there is no uproar of sexism but Japan is a very liberal country when it comes to sex. If you think, a boob drinking fountain is strange one of the biggest fetishes is around feet, yes feet. You can actually buy sex feet toys for your pleasure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU1XilyVmvw

Warning: Contains sex doll nudity

In the words of Del Boy - plonkers

The Sunday papers are full of stories about general members of the public to celebrities sending risky pictures to a partner or just anyone in the case of some politician and a footballer. Why would anyone send such a picture or pictures to anyone let alone a partner? Acquaintances you chat to on social media don’t make you besties and someone you can trust.

If Megan Fox would like to send me a few personal snaps, I promise not to share.

Why do people believe they can take a picture of their intimate parts or engage in intimate activity if they use something to store it on a device connected to the World Wide Web baffles me. Nothing is safe on the internet there have been plenty of stories of hacking via your phone or computer do some people just think they are immune.

Even if you delete private photos there is a strong likelihood a computer expert or hacker can find a trace of it and recover something, even the whole picture or video.

There is nothing wrong in posing for kinky photos but if you are worried that one day they will come back and bite you, don’t do it. If you do feel, the need than don’t use equipment attached to the internet. You could go old school with a Polaroid camera instant if the need to pose is that great.

Sex Worker of the Year standing for Parliament

Politics today and there are two by-elections underway with the smart money on UKIP being the big winners of the night. We can expect politicians from all the main party’s being all over the news tomorrow talking of protest votes.

 

One of the independent candidates for the Clacton by-election caught my eye is sex worker Charlotte Rose - campaigning for sexual freedom. Where better than her box to put your ‘x’ in if you were protesting as a vote for her would really put the cat among the pigeons. Chances are between Parliament and the House of Lords she may well have a few old punters there.

 

The, 34 year old, lives in London, calls herself a “high-class courtesan” and charges £180 an hour for her services and recently won a British Erotic Award as Sex Worker of the Year, 2013, where she received an unique trophy (see picture). Now there is a judging panel to be on, nudge nudge wink wink say no more.

 

She previously appeared in a Channel 4 TV series about prostitution called Love for Sale, which starred Rupert Everett.

 

On are soap box she recently said “My main policy is about sexual freedom – taking control away from others.

“I also want there to be better sexual education in schools.

“Schools are not obliged to teach advanced sex and relationship education, which can deal with issues such as porn addiction and intimacy issues.

“Today’s politicians have a lack of knowledge and understanding about what’s really happening.

“Sex and relationships are second to survival when it comes to basic human needs.

“I’m dead against trafficking of women, but a large amount of women also choose to be sex workers – we do this work because we enjoy it.

“We want to help people learn and gain knowledge and skills.”

 

The former teacher and mother-of-two previously lived in Exeter, but claims she was hounded out by locals following media attention sparked by the TV show and has launched a sexual training franchise as part of a bid to improve people’s sex life.

 

I have my fingers crossed that she at least beats the Liberal Democrat into oblivion my disdain for them holds no bounds.

Doctor Who porn parody

If something becomes anywhere near popular on TV or film, you can bet the porn industry will not be far behind with a parody. So when I was send a link of a porn parody of Doctor Who I wasn’t surprised.

I went into research mode to check porn parodies of Doctor Who and found out there had been a few over the years. The names say about everything you need to know, Dr Loo and the Filthy Pheleks, Doctor Screw and Doctor Whore the latter being the parody I received. I was sent a trailer which I thought was a pretty weak affair so a quick look on the internet, for research purposes only, it was what you would expect, shocking and very adult.

The film is to be available free in four parts on the internet and I think part one is out now. Based on the 10th and 11th Doctor, and some of his companions such as Rose Tyler, Martha Jones, Amy Pond, and River Song make an appearance along with Rory and Captain Jack Harkness.

While doing a bit of research it is surprising just how big the porn parody market is with scores of TV and film titles parodied. Below are some of my favourites I have come across today in my search,

• Buffy the Vampire Slayer = Muffy the Vampire Layer
• The Texas Chain Saw Massacre = The Texas Vibrator Massacre
• Downton Abbey = Down on Abby
• Honey, I Blew up the Kids = Honey, I Blew Everyone

I still rate the best porn parodied I ever saw as Flesh Gordon a soft core film although I have heard there is a more hard core film.

All the character are there Flesh Gordon (Flash Gordon) his love interest Dale Ardor ( Dale Arden); Emperor Wang the Perverted (Ming the Merciless); Dr. Flexi Jerkoff (Dr. Hans Zarkov) with their names suggestive innuendos names.

They fly to the planet Porno in a penis shaped rocket ship to destroy the ‘Sex Ray’ that Wang the Perverted is firing at the planet Earth that is making the population rather obsessed with sex.

Protest but all we want is three points

Our new manager is still only advising and will be travelling with the squad to Blackpool for tonight’s televised clash. The club continue to battle with his former club to make the deal official. I am not that interested in the in’s and the out’s of the deal as it looks to me to be about money my pet hate in football.

 

The fans tonight will have shared problems with their clubs owners for whatever reason. Cardiff have the ongoing rebranding issues while our Championship rivals are in the mists of protesting against their owner.

 

Blackpool fans are targeting tonight's televised match against the Bluebirds to demonstrate their anger on the way its current owners are running the football club. They barely had enough players to start the season with owner Karl Oyston the target of much of the abuse.



Is everybody happy ... not really

The protesters hope fans will turn out in significant numbers to let everyone know loud and clear how they feel about what is going on at Blackpool. There are a number of planned protest from releasing thousands of black balloons, banners, and a walk out in the 53rd minute, representing the year the club won the FA Cup. Cardiff fans also have their protests with by far the majority of the travelling fans shunning red and wearing blue.

 

On the field rock bottom Blackpool are reported to have a number of injury problems and there loan keeper Joe Lewis is ineligible to face parent club Cardiff, so Elliot Parish an ex Cardiff City player is expected to start in goal. Has for Cardiff only Matt Connolly is carrying a knock.

 

There is another international break after tonight’s game with the Bluebirds next game on October 18 home to highflying Nottingham Forest.

Barbies pooping friend

If I were eating my breakfast, I would have spat it out in shock of seeing a dog shit on my TV screen.

A step back it was not an actual dog it was the Barbie accessories Taffy or Tanner the pooping dog and not the be left out you can also get Barbie potty training Blissa kitty weeing cat.

After doing a bit of research I found out the toy had been around for some time but owing to having no young girly child in my life the toy has just passed by my radar. It is supposed to help a young child get into the mind-set of cleaning up after your pets.

What next … a new Barbie and Ken doll that could actually have sex.

Madness they call in Madness

Last night I donned my earphones and tuned into BBC radio 2 to listen to a show about the history of the band Madness.

 

I have been a long-time fan since they first burst onto the UK scene with their first single ‘The Prince’ in 1979. Everyone must have a favourite track I have. I have been lucky to see them twice both times it was a night to remember. Still going strong today with a back catalogue fans still want to hear.

 

I chose five of my favourite singles that could surprise some with my choice

‘One Step Beyond’

‘It Must Be Love’

‘Yesterday Man’

 

‘Night Boat to Cairo’

‘Madness’