You come home from a trip to the Job Centre and announce to your wife that you have a job. With much relief to the wife who is hoping to see an end to endless money worries.
“What’s the job?” your wife excitably asks.
“A kind of a secret shopper” the reply.
“You have to check prices and the like,” she asks. “My job description is check on quality, cleanliness, and safety”
Asking about the wages I replied “Not bad but there are likely to be a lot of perks with this job.”
The wife then asked what your job title would be. “Quality control tester” was the quick reply.
Most wives would be happy for their husbands to be back in employment but somehow not this job. A brothel in Germany is looking for someone to check the quality of its ladies to make sure value for money was on offer. In Germany, prostitution is legal and so are brothels some of which are as big as a medium size hotel.
The job advertisement claims to want someone with a university degree, preferably a degree in business, experience of brothels, and a full health certificate. So practical experience in brothels would be an advantage with the ad suggesting a customer with many years’ experience. It’s not clear if you are supposed to try out the 120 sex workers working out of the brothel but how can you check there quality of work if you don’t.
I’m sure I will not be applying has I don’t have a degree, and I know the wife would rather I was unemployed than take this job.
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