Saturday, 28 March 2015

Sideways look at a week in Politics

Alex Salmond and the Scottish National Party are preparing for government has he predicts he will win a majority of seats across the UK. He will announce this week that he plans to stand in every seat for the upcoming election excluding Scotland.

Katie Hopkins promise to leave the country if Miliband is the next Prime Minster has seen a rush of new members to the Labour Party.
 
Cameron launches searing personal attack on is Labour rival's plans to 'crawl up Downing Street on the coat-tails of the SNP'. Wait a minute! Did not our leader Cameron do the same with the Liberals?
 
Ukip leader Nigel Farage vows to make St George's Day a bank holiday. He would also like a fag and beer bank holiday on his birthday.
 
After a tense few days, white smoke was seen coming out of Nick Clegg’s chimney singling the end of the Liberals conclave to pick Clegg’s Amazons wants list.
 
At the bookies, Nigel Farage is favourite to be egged on the official opening of the Election.

Rumours are that the Sun will drop its support for the Tory party and announce their support for the Greens.
 
Pride Cymru may not enjoy the London politics’ establishment but they cannot wait to give control to Edinburgh.

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