The return of BB

The Z-listers confessional

Its back to the dread of many including me as it singles the rise of more Z list celebrities looking to scratch their 5 minutes of fame. The return of Big Brother for how many weeks who knows but one thing for sure it will generate many column inches in the press.

Perusing the runners and riders, they would have all been out to shock the researchers in hope of making the show telling many porkies, which they will, denying when the rest of the house watches them later in the show. Some will tell the eager researchers they would be the contestants from hell, others will happily have sex on TV for that 5 seconds of fame. The theme is something to do with time hopefully tonight they walk through the door and be teleported to the end of the show.

The ‘Timebomb series’ will be occupied by 16 wannbes who will fight it out for the prize of winner and cash. One of the contestant has already had a ‘secret’ broken in the press – her dad is a drug smuggler according to the paper (The Daily Star) and we can expect more revelations over the coming weeks on other housemates. Another contestant is worried before going in the house is a Christian model with what she describes has ‘a high sex drive’, is worried her past antics with the male of the species might come back to haunt her so why the hell would you enter the house.

Someone called Jade does not believe in monogamy, which must have got the show makers hot under the collar with the thoughts she may have more than one boyfriend in the house. There is a wannabe Prime Minister and a wannabe Katie Hopkins or Helen Wood, both of whom are detested for one reason or another but did well in the house.

Fans for the show may say they want ‘peace and love’ but really, what the makers, media, and most fans want is nastiness and downright unpleasantness with a bit of control violence thrown into the mix. A bit of will they won’t they sex intrigue also helps with the ratings.

I won’t be watch but I may catch the ‘Bit on the Side’ catch-up show from time to time.