I was watching the Horror Channel last night and a film called the ‘Sin Eater’ and it was a truly crap piece of work but the next film caught my eye ‘Nude Nuns with Big Guns’ likely to be more crap as well and I was ready to go passed my bed time to see if I was right.
I knew soon as the film started but for the odd nude nun and other boobies I might not find this film interesting but I was committed so I settle down for a viewing. The Catholic Church is in business with a biker gang who uses nuns for the processing, packaging, and trading of drugs somewhere in Mexico.
At a meet in the desert with gang leader Chavo, he finds some of his drugs missing and goes on the bus to seek where his drugs are. He shoots one nun and when the nun with the drugs tries to do a runner, she is shot. The remaining nun Sister Sarah is handed to Chavo as a peace offering. He keeps her as a drugged sex slave in one of his dens where she services his customers.
When one of the priests from the bus brings Chavo more drugs, he offers him one of his girls but he wants Sister Sarah who he then beats to near death before Chavo breaks in and kills the priest. He then asked one of his men ‘the witch doctor’ to get rid of the both of them. He decides to rescue Sarah putting her through detox she later kills him as a thank you.
Sarah believes she received a message from God, and has revenge in mind for those who wronged her and the church. She bursts in on a group of nuns packing drugs, naked but for the headdress there just no trust in the drugs game. In the shootout, she kills all the evil drug gang present and a few nuns are killed in the crossfire.
With a film named ‘Nude Nuns with big Guns’ it is a sexploitation film, nudity, rape and lesbian sex pretty much average stuff for late night on the Horror Channel most nights.
Sister Sarah kills her way to her final goal, Chavo and the brothel "Titty Flickers" with a tommy gun in hand and her big guns she kills everyone in sight. Highlight of the film was as Chavo was going hard on Sister Sarah’s nun girlfriend she bursts in freeing her girlfriend who then shoots Chavo’s penis off which was last seen in his hand as the two nuns plug two holes in his forehead.
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