Sex doll try-out - 'Try before you buy'

The try-out gal

Reading this story this morning gave me a bit of a chuckle but really nothing in the world of sex surprises me these days. These real life sex dolls are all over the media a few weeks ago, some strange guy was talking about his real doll girlfriend/wife having his child, really no joke. There is a brothel somewhere on the continent of Europe, which is now staff by these sex dolls, and the owner boasted his profits were up and his establishment is busier than ever.

Not that it is just men the market for the ladies to purchase the male sex doll is picking up with a new bionic penis doll hitting the market.

Now today’s story involves a businessman from up north Gateshead to be precise not far from Newcastle. He has come up with a novel way to promote his business and a unique way of helping sales. Customers can 'test drive' sex dolls for a half hour session at the site in Gateshead. He is calling it a 'try before you buy' scheme.

He was quick to deny that he is effectively creating a 'sex doll brothel' is it illegal to have sex with one of these dolls for money? Customers are offered the chance to try out a doll before buying one with a £50 half hour session at the site in Gateshead, on a trading estate. So I thought what if you go in pick a doll and you are not sure if it’s the right one of for you and decide to nip off and have a try to make sure, once you use it now its second hand. I guess you find a bed in a bland room with a doll laying on it not the wholesome of pictures for your try out and I guess she is not a virgin.

I took a visit to the website, I do like a bit of internet shopping, and it was not as if I was really shopping. Just browsing. First thing, I noticed they do sell ‘used dolls’ there is always someone looking for a bargain and the try-out doll was busy today she had a full diary of gentleman callers.

We often buy dolls back from our customers and sell them on again. They go through a complete cleaning and restoration process, with any defects noted so the buyer can make an informed decision. They’re a great way to pick up a doll at a reduced price and completely hygienic. 100% discreet delivery – next day or any day you choose.

The one built by yours truly

on the USA website

Still sounds dirty and seedy to me so I checked what was new on offer you can build your own, with or without pubic hair and even down to toenails and fingernails. I remember a company in the USA (RealDoll) who even dress the doll and a lot more and have just had a quick visit less seedy then the British (LoveDoll). The UK dolls didn’t interest me to want to part with my fantasy cash not even a 50 quid try-out.

I would rather shop states side even with the postage but they have a UK distributor, which could help cut the cost for the postage for those interested. You would have to be incredibly sad to need one of these sex toy but people make relationship with them

Graham the owner admitted to BBC Radio 5 live that he has tested the dolls himself. 'It would be crazy for me not to,' he said.

'Once you realise you're performing an act with somebody or something that has no judgement of you whatsoever, that is quite a freedom and that's a developing freedom that a lot of our customers experience.'

There is a dark side to this, which neither of these companies are involved in child sex dolls most manufactured in the Far East and Japan.