Monday, 31 August 2015

Miley Cyrus why!

I rarely write about non-entities they are so far off my wavelength I could give a sh*t but I was up this morning a 4:14am after a few hours’ sleep and pi*sed off.

Miley Cyrus why! This child, because that is what she is even at the age of 22-years-old is about as interesting has the turd I just flushed down the toilet. She was some child actor who was beloved by the Disney generation who slipped off the rails when she reached her latter teens with a shock and ore campaign that has seen her becoming a bit of a sideshow joke.

She gets a few more non-entities the likes of Kim Kardashian and Rita Ore to 'Say marijuana!' while taking a group selfie. Something an immature child would say to shock Mummy and Daddy and look cool with your immature friends on some drunken night out. The papers (online) are full of her after she hosted the VMA awards with most full of pictures of what she is wearing or the lack of it.

She must be surrounded with people who like to say yes a lot but what she needs are people who can say no you can’t say that or wear this it makes you look immature. She doesn’t have much of a dress sense judging by what she was wearing at the VMAs.

She as some kind of need to show flesh particular her breasts normally with pasties covering her nipples, that must be an American use of the word, because if she wore a couple of British pasties that would be funny.

After Kanye West announced he was going to run for President (joke I believe) the host for the night proclaimed to the world,
'Now we know what Kanye is like on weed!'
‘Kanye and I have something else in common – we both love Kim Kardashian,' going on to say. 'Man, have you guys seen those nipples? I envy that baby in her stomach!’
I no she as recently come out as bisexual and has a girlfriend but that was pretty sick thing to say. On the same show, we had her male counterpart from the same Disney kiddy factory Justin Bieber who recently announced he had seen the light promising to change his brat ways. He cried on stage and there was no bodyguards rushing on to brush his tears away. Maybe he has changed.

Has for the awards who gives a sh*t! It’s not my kind of music

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