You will die laughing at this one if you like corny, which is why, despite this being an awful film I found myself liking it because it so awful. "Sex sells" goes the old mantra: even if there is, no sex so does this sci-fi non-sex romp, work, especially with the iconic Daleks. It worked for me in the sense I like an oddball film although the four woman running around naked was distracting.
What could possibly go wrong? Well, quite a lot actually, but it all makes for fun viewing. After all, being abducted by aliens, stripped naked and probed all over? What use are these fine full-bodied women to the Daleks other than extracting information.
The film opens with four blondes travelling in a car (sounds like a joke). They crash off the road and need to seek help but what would four blondes actually do… make their way back to the road or head into the forest. They pick the latter walking into the darkened forest in the dead of night. Where somewhere in the forest a serial killer is said to be lurking and where something unearthly is at large.
True to form, we see that they are all wearing the skimpiest of dresses, which barely cover their modesty, high heels and definitely no underwear. They get separated one just takes her skimpy dress off on show was a fine body but why! I think I will be wondering why for the rest of my life. No sooner than that, she was teleported to the Dalek mother ship but what does fate hold for her.
Two are so frightened in the forest, they do what any sensible girl would do, they strip off and go lesbian on each other, which means smoothing one another, but they are transported to the Dalek mother ship. A little bit more wiggling around and the three find themselves in the interrogation room. What about the fourth woman? She looks to have been replaced by another actress and working for the Daleks and whip in hand she gives the girls a few light taps. The Dalek’s excited fire off their ray guns at the ladies never regions.
The escape comes out of nowhere but the three girls captives are killed while the female interrogator escapes back to earth. I still have no idea for the change of actress but naked again, when will the serial killer catch her, well it did not take long before she was tied to a tree has her captor runs his hand over her boob’s first sexual contact is made. He wanders off only to be killed by another player in the film who turns out to be another alien who likes woman and was straight in for a feel up.
It was a case of beam me up Scotty. The Daleks killed the alien who was transported to the mother ship. Next, we find her sitting at the police station naked being interviewed until the astounding 'shock' twist in the final police station interrogation scene.
It is an awful film really but I like the odd films even with the atrocious acting. The woman are all Eastern Europeans mostly hire because the script calls for them to be naked for most of the film. There English was pretty bad says someone who was watching a Russian version but you could hear the English sound track in the background.
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