Sunday, 27 January 2019

'The Porn Oscars' - The AVN Awards


Everyone, maybe not everyone is talking Oscars in this time of awards ceremonies but one award show slips under the sheets, literally. The AVN awards. If I post some of the categories it would be a dead giveaway, “All-Girl Performer of the Year”“, Best Lewd Propositions Movie” yes the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo and awards is the world’s largest adult extravaganza and took place in Los Angeles.

They also have the ‘AVN Hall of Fame’ with many a name from those teenage/young adult days when VHS video was king. The likes of Juliet Anderson (Aunt Peg), British pornstar Kay Parker who moved to America where she joined the industry and Honey Wilder three of the hottest pornstars of the time in my book and still giving fond memories.

All-Girl Performer of the Year
I managed to watch some of the event live. The red carpet is always interesting and awash with silicon, big lips, few clothes the kind you will not be seeing at the Oscars and towering heels which should carry a health and safety warning. The red carpet host seemed to have done a scene with just about everyone and I had no idea who she was this Charlotte Stokely.

She carried off one of the biggest awards of the night the ‘All-Girl Performer of the Year’ I loved her comment “I have had to lick a lot of p***y to win this”. She looked ok and not as built as most of the other ladies. I think I prefer the red carpet then the event itself I have little interest but Cardi B was the musical turn for the evening she I do know via reputation in the more sleaziest British press. The former stripper herself dressed to impress see picture in blue.

I suppose I should celebrate some of my favourite categories like Most Epic Ass Abella Danger, Most Spectacular Boobs Angela White and they are natural boobs a plus point in a world of falsies. Without a Hottest Granny category something closer to my age range I suppose the Hottest MILF will have to do won by Kendra Lust someone I have heard of before having only watched an interview she was in a few weeks ago.

The commercial side will sell you anything sexual clothes, toys, and things there is no need to talk about but the big draw … you could probably see your favourite pornstar and an adult company stand, booths they are called in the USA. Where you can buy just about anything as the annual pilgrimage of adult entertainment aficionados head to Las Vegas, where they are able to meet stars they see on screen and can get a photo or autograph as proof. Some pornstar do ply the trade of escorting the ultimate fan experience.

Then there are the adult company parties where things get a bit friskier behind closed doors at a cost to the ordinary putter. On top of that nearly every hotel room is booked out as a modern day Soddam and Gomorrah descends. As the porn industry continues its move from DVDs to social media and free websites. The entertainers/pornstars are all over social media offering their own exclusive content not just pornstars but the ordinary girl next door. Sex will always sell even if it is free.

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