Sometimes when YouTube fails to come up with something to watch I check out Dailymotion and today it came up trumps with a cracking little film called ‘Bitch Slap’ (2009), sexploitation at its best.
I just got through watching a raucous, explosive, titillating, jaw dropping, hilarious, and generally, rather stimulating film and I feel like oh boy more please. This is one of the most absolutely freakin' awesome movies I've seen in years.
The delightful main titles sequence were a homage to sexploitation on celluloid. The story begins with three women arriving at a secluded mobile home in the desert all are costumed to show off their ample assets, which the camera unashamedly explores at every opportunity.
They are tracking down some hot diamonds, and a "nano-swarm" biological warfare device stolen from the CIA, which is explored through a series of flashbacks. First, they need to find the loot and in the boot of the car, they have club owner Gage (Michael Hurst) to help them out. He takes a beating before giving up the information then he grubs Trixie (Julie Voth) looking for a deal to get himself out of the mess he is in but Camero (America Olivo) shoots his dick off and then blows a hole through is brain.
Hel (Erin Cummings) is the leader, brains of the group and with the information from Gaga are soon digging for the loot, and it gives the camera operator plenty of options for longing shots of their ample assets again. If you remember the car-washing scene from the film ‘Cool hand Luke’, we are given a water fight between our three heroines or are they with unrestrained camera shots of their boobs.
We are entertained with a searing lesbian scene between Hel and Trixie with a bit on nun on nun sex thrown in one of the flashbacks and some of the all-time greatest chick fights ever filmed with equal skill.
Two separate fist-pounding showdowns between Hel and Camero are spectacular a set pieces free-for-all. It is not only fist cuff there are big guns, swords, chains, razor-edged yo-yos, explosions, and everything else you can think have come into play in several other many people would call is a stupid film. Yes it sexploitation on a grand scale and a homage to Russ Meyer films but it is not a B movie but pure unadulterated entertainment.
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