Thursday, 7 December 2017

Christmas Porn Parodies - Censored

The other week I posted some porn parodies with politics as a bit (loosely) of a link, so I was wondering what about links along the same line to Christmas so I set about having a search around the internet. I was surprised just how many films are out there on the subject of Christmas nothing is sacred in the porn industry, not even a cherished religious and family holiday.

The adult film industry has made dozens of Christmas-themed porn movies over the years, according to the Internet Adult Film Database and Adult DVD Empire. Many of these movies, judging by their synopses, portray Santa Claus and even Mrs. Claus and their elves as sex-crazed fiends.

So in the spirit of the holidays – and a desire to drive traffic I looked into the funniest Christmas porn movie titles. I soon found I was not the first to come up with the idea which help so below are some of the titles that caught my eye and gave me a chuckle. I decided I haven’t seen these films so I couldn’t really write a short description and beside some titles are way to X-rated along with many of the cover pictures.

All I Want For Christmas Is a G*** B*** (1994)
Christmas Carol (1993)
Deck the Teens (2008)
Little Christmas Tail (1991)
Miracle on 69th Street (2008)
Polar Sexpress (2008)
The Tits that Saved Christmas (2003)
Tranny Claus (2008)

One of the biggest sellers in the Christmas porn market is “This Isn't Christmas Vacation:” with the Griswold family becoming the Dickwald.

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