My annual Christmas dip into porn parodies as arrived again and this time I have come up short only finding two this Christmas. Other than reading a few reviews I have not seen either of the films, honest. There are lots of films don’t get me wrong but its parodies I was interested in it never ceases to amaze me what these porn companies will parody for a pound or a buck with all but a few made in the good old USA. That set a challenge for me to find some British content in the same gene of filmmaking.
However, I could not find any after an extensive search but for amateur stuff made by some wife and husband with a few mates, which was not what I was hoping to find.
Christmas Spirit
An all-girl feature movie (lesbian) along the line of A Christmas Carol. Christmas Spirit tells the story of Reena Sky, a stingy rich widower who is not into Christmas sounds like Scrooge and like him has not decorated her house at all for the festive holiday. Her stepdaughter Shyla is coming home for Christmas from college that’s a big change from the Scrooge story and on her arrival reveals to her stepmother that she is a lesbian and dating Elle who has accompanied her home.
Reena kicks out Elle telling her to never return. That night, Reena is visited by The Spirit a woman, who brings Reena on a journey through Christmases past, future, and present. Lets just say everyone is happy at the end you know what I mean. Not sure, what Charles Dickens' would make of this obvious kind of ripping off his story.
Dirty Santa
Is a kind of ripping off Bad Santa and I am saying that loosely I was getting desperate and the wife was given me dirty eye wondering what I was doing. Bad Santa was not exactly Christmas family viewing but calmer than Dirty Santa.
Santa asks three guys, Tom, Dick, and Harry to save Christmas by using his magical suit. The suit has the power to teleport anywhere, deliver presents and more. That's how he does it teleportation so Rudolf and the rest were a lie . The men agree and Tom teleports straight to his ex-girlfriend’s house for makeup sex! Dick is up next, drops off a few presents, but soon loses interest and drops in on three hot playmates for a foursome. Finally it is Harry's turn and not only did he deliver all the presents, he received an offer from Santa to take his place, and on seeing Mrs. Claus he was more than happy.
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