Monday 20 March 2017

Nipple pasties wonder what they taste like

Not that I like coffee actually I am angry that companies like “Starbucks” and others are filling our City Centres with endless shops and the rubbish that comes with them. I don’t see any need to come up with gimmicks to get customers through the door they always seem to be doing good business when I walk by but even I can see the benefits of a new kind of coffee outlet opening around the States.

A coffee shop in Washington and there sister shop in Arizona has been luring customers with a very controversial unique selling point - a bikini dress code for staff. You might say the girls in ‘Hooters’ wear just a little bit more than a bikini and there are plenty of topless bars around the world it is obvious coffee would be next. Like with ‘Hooters’ there are always students looking for a job.

I can remember writing about topless barbers a while ago where the female of the species would cut your hair.

For the owner and entrepreneur Carlie Jo it has been a success, earning a five-star rating and is not unwilling to do a shift herself in the above business (see photo). On its website, the coffee chain proudly proclaims: 'As the first bikini barista shop in Arizona, we want to empower women to be, and feel good about, themselves. However, not everyone is happy in Arizona a local city councillor Mike Fagan who unsuccessfully tried to impose limitations on bikini barista stands, (this is a drive-thru). According to Fagan, the stand promotes the exploitation of women.

I am surprised ‘The Donald’ is not their best customer so he could letch at the girls now he lives in Washington while his wife lives in New York.

Some UK pasties
The bikini code only stretches to the bottoms for some of the staff who have taken to wearing nipple pasties. First, I have to say pasties in the UK are a totally different thing it is a savoury product we eat like a Cornbeef and Potato pastie. Now a waitress walking around with a couple of pasties on each nipples could get me excited, ok drooling, for the pasties.

I am not sure if they employ males some do but imagine your disappointment pulling up to the window and some bloke is standing there. The fact when girls are serving the takings are up but we are unlikely to see it happen in the UK as it would be to cold.

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