Death to flies

The future of fly warfare

One of the main things that pisses me off about summertime is the array of creepy crawlies that appear from every nook and cranny. However, it might crawl, it might wriggle but if they fly than its war.

Moths scare me but I hate flies with a passion particularly those touchy feely ones that like landing on dog shit and for a treat then land on you. Then there are the stupid flies that fly around a ceiling light for hour after hour, around and around slowly driving me crazy. You go to bed but in the morning the fly or flies are sitting on the light shade and soon as you sit down, they start going round and round again.

Flies are the carriers of very deadly diseases, they infest meat and other food items.

The most popular way to rid yourself of these pests is with fly spray. Not a favourite of mine because after you sprayed the room and killed them you can never find the bodies. The electric fly killers use a UV light to attract flies and other flying insects to kill them but is very unattractive.

There must be some bright scientist type out there somewhere who could come up with a fly killing laser? (see picture) There is one for mosquito's so what about flies, why should they miss out on a painless death. Until that happens, I am stuck with my old method of shoeing the enemy out the window or door to fly off and bother someone else.