The days of a small room, a dirty magazine, a hand and a jar when donating sperm looks to be the thing of the past has now you can be milked like a cow.
A Chinese hospital in Nanjing, capital of Jiangsu Province, have installed a ‘milking’ machine to speed up the donation of sperm. The aptly named Automatic Sperm Extractor is as sexy as the character of nurse Ratched in the film One Flew over the Cuckoo’s Nest. The truth be told I would rather be manhandled by nurse Ratched than this new gadget.
Is this any invention too far? You would think this is some kind of April fool’s joke if there is such a day in China but it is all too real. So lefties, righties, and double handers worldwide could soon be made redundant when it comes to donating sperm the old fashion way.
You can check out the video below and the picture gives you an idea. No need for a comfortable sofa/couch this is a standing up job and hands-free technology you place Mr. Happy in to the pipe that can be adjusted to suit the height of the user. You then choose the frequency, amplitude, and temperature and off you go. It is also fitted with a small screen for those feeling uninspired.
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