It was Big Brother Launch night, and a bigger bunch of no marks you could see in two hours of TV coverage gathered together, and I instantly could not care less. Do not get me wrong! I did not sacrifice two hours of TV for this rubbish there were better things to watch. This was a side order via my laptop.
The same old format with Emma Willis (crush alert) talking as if Big Brother was a real person, giving the show the best hype she could. The housemates’ entrance vids can make or break those going in to the house over the top vids are normally roundly booed and that type of reception can stick leaving you paranoid that you are hated so you will cry. Oh yes there will be plenty of tears over the weeks and months to come.
You get the feeling they have never watched the show making the same old statements like past housemates. “I am a nightmare” or “I am a ticking time bomb” and then there was the very attractive Laura blowing her foot off by saying she could walk into any room and have any man she wanted. That has all but killed off her chances of winning I think.
There was some totty going into the house… many boobs but that was spoilt because they opened their mouths. The twins Emma and Victoria were definitely the live wires of the night and my favourites to win.
The big reveal! There are two houses, which may have surprised me if it hadn’t been plastered over the press and social media weeks ago. In the other house, there are the ‘others’ in residents six more desperados desperate to get in the real house. I may dislike the real housemates but for this six the second they lifted their masks my dislike when up quite a few notches. They (the six) are known to some of the twelve in the house, maybe boyfriend/girlfriend some think along those lines but I do not already care.
They should have just thrown them all in together and have an end to this boring game playing. It was nice to see Wales in the house. Well it was until the Welsh contestant Lateysha turned out to be a former reality TV star from that pile of shite The Valleys the awful MTV series. The guys are the normal model types with a gay guy in there is well and a self-made millionaire entrepreneur, single (48) can see him been popular with some of the ladies with Lateysha leading the pack.
It will not be long before the friends and enemies will be looking for a payday from one of the low-end newspaper selling a story or two. Can they expect anything less in the world they inhabit? Laura. Like most model girls in this reality market, her claim to some kind of weird fame is sleeping with, or maybe not with someone and hers was a rumoured threesome with Justin Bieber.
Not letting the weeds grow under foot for long the housemates were ordered to the garden where 12 podiums with different descriptions on them including Bossy, Game Player, Naughty, Sensitive, Intelligent, Leader, Sexy, Honest, Beautiful, Fiery, Ruthless, and Sensitive for the first task.
Laura jumped on the sexy podium she would not have settled for anything less but the sting in the tail was in the other house the six had to choose a podium target and they pick the sexy one As a result, Laura was instantly put up for eviction. With the bombshell dropped on Laura, was told that she had to pick one more housemate to join her in facing eviction.
She picked Lateysha and her reason neither of them have spoken to each other while she mentioned Lateysha had spoken to everyone else. They could be some kind of reprieve for the two when Emma Willis teased that not all is as it seems and the pair may not be facing eviction after all…
That is my duty to my mum – R.I.P. I think she would have loved this lot with plenty of options for conflict if they live up to their vids.
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