I am always going on about my love of reading newspapers from right wing crap like the Daily Mail to the more socialist Daily Mirror. Be it online or making the short trip around the corner to the shop and buying some, I do like to read.
While perusing the newspaper rack yesterday in the shop I could not miss the headline in ‘The Sunday Sport’ for those in the dark about the paper it as a history of lurid headlines, outrageous stories, and topless women and then some. On the front-page one of the headlines was “OFFICIAL … World War 3 starts this Friday”.
God knows how the paper has the inside scoop on the kick-off on World War 3. This is the paper that on its front-page brought you the story that a WW2 bomber was found on the Moon and meanwhile over on Mars there is a statue of Elvis. We have some high quality journalism here folks.
The inside pages are just as crazy where sexual innuendo is rife and after a bit of an internet search I have come up with my top five.
- Some bloke call Howard was planning to sue Greggs after having sex with one of their pasty and burning his “bellend”.
- Inventor Graham who was rejected by the dragons, on ‘Dragons Den’ was reported killed by an electric bum wiper he had invented.
- A guy was rushed to A&E with his todger stuck in a Nat West piggy bank.
- Some bloke thought stuffing nine Crème Eggs up his bum would be fun but ended up in A&E.
- Cyclists were warned to look out for Clinton who was going around sniffing bike seats.
It had a brief affair with the publication on its launch but soon discarded it to the dustbin but for Christmas when I tend to buy it to keep for Christmas Day.
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