Monday 22 September 2014

More than a hand full

Remember the film ‘Total Recall’ and the three-breasted woman. Well fantasy has become reality for one American woman who is now the proud owner of a third breast.
 
A 21-year-old massage therapist from Tampa, Florida Jasmine Tridevil (not her real name) is the recipient of the third breast. After an extensive search with more than 50 surgeons refusing to carry out the procedure. “It was really hard finding someone that would do it too because they’re breaking the code of ethics” she told the media. She finally found someone willing to operate at a cost of around $20,000 including a nipple.
 
The operation has cost her family members, in an interview she said: “My mum ran out of the door. She won’t talk to me. She won’t let my sister talk to me. My dad… he really isn’t happy. He is kind of ashamed of me but he accepted it.”
 
It is also being reported that she undertook the operation to make herself LESS attractive to men. That should be a massive fail then because I guarantee she gets MORE attention and will need to toughen up with unwanted attention she can expect now.
 
She is hoping to pitch a show to MTV but she is more likely to be swamped with offers from porn producers and lad mags. Maybe the UK produces of Big Brother could be interested.

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